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joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.

You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.

by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008

34πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 23, 2018

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).

dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."

by Kill all Joost November 22, 2005

14πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.

TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!

by jjmana April 14, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 4, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Joost Effect

When Joost Kleinβ€˜s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.

β€žGuys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?β€œ
β€žIt’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of usβ€œ

by June 4, 2024


Joost

Joost is an amazing guy, the one who is selfless and unique. Never met anyone as kind as a Joost, but unfortunately he doesn't know how special he is. But once he loves you, never let him go, because he will love you with his whole heart and will protect from and help with everything.

He is a Joost, because he stayed longer at work to help me finish early.

by Crazydutchgirl_1906 November 24, 2021