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joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.

You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.

by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008


joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 23, 2018


joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).

dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."

by Kill all Joost November 22, 2005


Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.

TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!

by jjmana April 14, 2009


Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 04, 2022


Joost Winkens

Ancient fool

Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!

by Thissa420 November 22, 2019


The Joost Effect

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.

„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“

by June 04, 2024