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I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?
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Gloryholing though a mail slot.
Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"
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Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole
John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"
Glory holing through a mail slot.
Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!
a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole
The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".
the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?
john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.
steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.