Kalvin's swoosh

The Kalvin swoosh is a very delicate and secretive way to approach somebody on a couch. It is used for but not only limited to purposes like kisses, blowjobs and Instagram account sharing.

Guy: "Bro, I used the Kalvin's swoosh and it worked!"
Other Guy: "Awesome, bro!"

Kalvin

The biggest simp

#1: Kalvin is the biggest simp

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No Bitches/Kalvin

Kalvin has No Bitches

"Dont be a kalvin and get some bitches."
No Bitches/Kalvin

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Kalvin Garrah

The most popular trans man YouTuber who provides accurate scientific information.

Kalvin garrah explained being trans to my family in his videos

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BRYANT AND (kalvin gay)

totally not a remake so yeah this person fakes being gay only to be gay

bryant and (kalvin gay) exist

Kalvin syndrome

Being fat and short

I have kalvin syndrome

Kalvin

A weird ginger man who looks like an egg

Dude 1: Wtf is wrong with that guys head?

Dude 2: Oh he's a Kalvin