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Kan foong

The degratory term for the homosexual male species. He likes to suck cocks and prefers around 10 or more at once. His asshole is as large as the fucking moon. His penis is consistently dried and wrinkled as he gets sucked by his gay shits.

He loves to dance but secretly, it's a way to get rid of his frustating fellacios and ass rimming.

Kan foong is the epitome of homosexuality.

You are such a Kan foong!!!

I saw 2 Kan foongs performing fellacios.

by The man who can't be sucked April 10, 2010

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sussy kan

A female that has named herself after a popular asian cuisine just to have her name be desecrated by a random male.

Male: Oh, hello sussy kan

Female + friends: *dies of laughter*

by Kitten Oogway February 7, 2022


Kan le

round

kan le is an object you roll around while it's complaining about you being trash at cs:go

by Kan le April 18, 2021


kan-flict

A conflict that may arise from Taylor Swift and Beyonce being nominated in the same category at an awards show.

This comes from the incident during the 2009 MTV VMA’s while Taylor Swift was accepting her award for Best Female Video, Kanye West went on stage and grabbed the microphone to proclaim that BeyoncΓ©'s video for "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)", nominated for the same award, was "one of the best videos of all time".

Taylor and beyonce up for the same awards again? I sense a Kan-flict.

by renny25 February 1, 2010


Matt Kan

To inadvertently reply to the entire HRWhoa! open list when the message
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.

Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales

Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!

I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...

Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.

by HRWhoa! August 15, 2008

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hong kan

An expression of great disappointment/anger.
Literally, to fuck a dog.

I was happily going home to celebrate my birthday, but hong kan! I broke my leg!

by dmxp May 30, 2005

46πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


kan jam

a kick ass frizbee game invloving two cans, sort of like horseshoes.

I played kan jam with my best friends last week.

by ashleeeeeeeeeeeeee December 25, 2007

24πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž