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Kanoodle is also a verb used to refer to unconventional sexual practices with food. It is shortened from "Kinky Noodling", where cooked pasta (mainly long pastas such as Spaghetti or Linguine, etc.) are thrown upon a naked person and then licked or eaten off by the throwee or other such persons. There is no pain involved unless the food is too hot but mainly a form of foreplay or sexual arousal.
Different variants include using other foods, mainly sweet foods such as desserts, ie.: chocolate syrup, whipped cream, peanut butter. A growing trend thanks to Howard Stern's popular radio/tv program is to use lunch meats for their ability to be thrown like a Frisbee onto a person where they will easily stick to the body. Bologna is commonly used as is ham and cheese, for what is known as 'ham and cheese on a bun' or other varieties.
If syrups or sauces are to be used, it is recommended to practice "Kanoodling" in an area that is easily cleanable, a kitchen/bathroom or tub or used with a drop cloth. Many do not refer to "Kanoodling" when using Honey, Chocolate Syrup or Whipped Cream as these seem ordinary and are not, by urban-definition, a part of the meaning and instead a tangent on the original meaning. It is up to the user to decide if the act should be considered "Kanoodling" or just taboo.
Last night at a cocktail party I found out someone else had the same kinky sexual practice as me and we decided to raid the kitchen and kanoodle.
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Secretly devising a plan
"I see you guys over there kanoodling!"
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A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler
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1.a term of exclamation when you are fed up with all the stinkin fatass mother.......you get the idea. Fed up with anything would work i guess
2. another use is just like 'holy cow' except its 'holy kanoodle'
(kanoodle is a much cooler word)
1. Holy Kanoodle i'm gonna kill all these people!
2. HOLY KANOODLE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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To talk secretly about deals or drama.
Kyle and George kanoodled about Pied Piper's upcoming financing.
To talk secretly about deals or drama.
Kyle and George kanoodled about Pied Piper's upcoming financing.
v. When a couple eats the same noodle from both ends, “Lady and The Tramp” style. A play on words, ie. “co-noodle”.
There was only one cannelloni left, so they kanoodled it.