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Mario Kart

Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.

Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.

by oopete19 February 11, 2007

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kart thumb

kart thumb is a wiinjury that develops on the right hand after frequent and habitual use of mario kart using the Wii Wheel accessory while playing Mario Kart Wii.

The condition arises from the orientation of the controller/wiimote placing the button used to accelerate your kart under the right thumb.

If left untreated the condition can worsen to Wiipetitive Strain Injury and eventually Wiithritis.

Michael played Mario Kart for ten hours yesterday and got kart thumb - by the time he went home he couldn't even bend his thumb.

by pigeon assassin August 10, 2008


Leisure Karting

Usually pronounced in the pompous fashion, lee-sher, Leisure Karting applies to any of the Mario Kart games on Nintendo systems. Leisure Karting consists of playing the game multiplayer against friends, but not competitively, and never in teams for a tournament.

Yo, I'm not in the mood for a competitive game right now. Can we just go Leisure Karting?

by bobsnormal July 16, 2008


shifter kart

Go-kart made with an engine from a motocross motorcycle (Moto, typ. Honda CR125) or a purpose built shifter motor known as an ICC.

Shifter karts are characterized by insanely fast acceleration and extreme cornering ability. Surpringly inexpensive to purchase, they are a little-known secret to developing true driving ability. Virtually all drivers in every racing series ran a shifter kart at some point and most continue to as it's the best training method available.

I love racing guys that think their cars are fast, my shifter kart can run rings around any car on the road today.

by KartBoy92627 December 1, 2004

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go kart

A relatively small, four wheeled device powered by a rather loud and environmentally unhealthy engine. These vehicles are usually driven by children, but sometimes by fun-loving adults. Driving them often results in confrontation with cops and/or a$$ hole neighbors.

Cop: Im sorry son, Im gonna have to confiscate your go kart.

Child: F*&K YOU!

by dc4894 July 29, 2010

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Mario Kart

A drunk college student's favorite pastime.

Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.

by fdsgwerfg August 29, 2007

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kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

by nipples May 9, 2007

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