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Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass
Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.
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a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure
*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"
a parade of CHICKS with great booties
Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE
Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.
Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.
When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.
the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..