Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.
"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"
prison guy2: "Where is it?"
prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
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In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.
-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-
-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-
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An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).
The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.
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the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.
I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.
She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".
I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.
Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
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keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy
wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy
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one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.
the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.
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One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job
That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!
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