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A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way
"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"
noun - an idiom used in a declarative statement which is true - but only from a certain point of view.
Kenobi-isms are often used when attempting to make complex issues seem simple, or trying to prove a point with statistical data - this makes them a favourite of politicians, religious leaders, and high-school science teachers.
The name Kenobi-ism refers to the Star Wars character Obiwan Kenobi and a plot-critical statement that he makes to a young Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope:
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
Luke eventually discovers the truth about his father and (2 movies later) confronts Obiwan accusing him of lying, to which Obiwan replies:
"So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view. ... Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
"I'm afraid that the Health Secretary is using a blatant Kenobi-ism there... Whilst it's true to say that the government spent more on public health this year than ever before, in real terms - accounting for inflation - this amount is 10% less than was spent 5 years ago."
When one says “Hello there” and another random person or a friend says General kenobi
Herald: Hello there
Gary: General Kenobi
Herald: Ah i see your a man of culture using the kenobi greet
Iniate sex with a younglings mother with an open door l, wait for child to come home after school and stare them down shooting on my the mothers back whilst saying hello there.
I met this milf at the cantina and I did The General Kenobi
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Has the high ground.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin: You underestimate my power!
Me: Higher up than my friend.
Also me: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
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The sexiest man alive, who always has the high ground and is the glue that holds the star wars saga together.
Person 1- You ever see Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Person 2- You mean the MLG High Ground Master? Heck yea!