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The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.
Wow Kermit is so good at singing
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When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog
kermitting
kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself
Definition 1: When something stupid happens in your life and you wanna escape it.
Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.
Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.
I lost my tickets to the travis scott concert im gonna kermit!!!!!!
Creator: Aye.Clexo & zozo_bear_
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A very nice and good looking party animal. also known to be very great in bed. meant as a compliment
look at that kermit over there!
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A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
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Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
Kermit is most known for his starring role in "How to care for your Cermet", a video by Jenna Marbles after being asked by a commenter on Youtube if Kermit was going to grow and misspelling his name.
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
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perhaps the most obscure piece of slang in Britain, translates to Prision via this thought process Kermit The Frog (from the Muppets) - Frog and Toad (rhyming slang) - road, meaning Down The Road, slang for being sent to prision. the term was used occationally by Only Fools And Horses character Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, the series was written by John Sullivan, an authentic Londonor and a knowledge on slang.
'Sent Him Down The Kermits' 'Gone Down The Kermits'
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The coolest most amazing frog in the world if u cant be like him need to die what ever he says go's
"whos that frog hes Kermit the coolest and most amazing frog in the world