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In the middle of fucking nowhere somewhere in VA is King George Middle School. Where the kids are higher then the Vsco girls buns. About 10 fights a week including a Instagram page for the all the fights. No more then 5 people allowed in a bathroom and no phones in bathrooms. The teachers are rude as fuck and people vape in the bathrooms. That’s about it.
You go to King George Middle School?
Yeah.
Fuck that.
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In the middle of the shitty county of King George, lays the waste of a building, refed to as KGHS. Where the kids are higher than the celling, the teachers "like" kids more than their spouses . Lastly the bathrooms are flooded with smoke during lunch
Bro: Dude, do you go to King George High School?
Dude: Yeah bro
Bro: That really sucks bro
Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
King George the III of England was the first Hanoverian to be born in Briton.
When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.
Her: Cum on my tits.
Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.
Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.
When your partner asks you to ejaculate on a specific body part and you miss completely.
Wow. You really King Georged it when I asked you to cum on my face. You completely missed and it's all over the pillow.
A place in virginia, located right next to the middle and fucking nowhere. If you can bring this place up and they actually recognise it without you telling them, you should treat that person as a geography god. The school systems are fucked where everyone is just smoking in the bathrooms, even in elementary. If you ever come to Virginia, make sure you dont go to king george.
Man #1: Dude, do you know where King George is?
Man #2: No.
Man #1: Yeah, me neither...
Not responding to complaints or requests until people accept their fate
Based on how King George III ignored the complaints of the colonists until they gave up
A: When I asked my mom if I could go to the library in my friend's car, she just left me on read. Then when I tried to call her, it went straight to voicemail.
B: Dude, you totally got King Georged!
C: *has no friends* Bunch of fucking nerds.