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Etymology: Middle English, from roman numberals; perhaps akin to Old Norse, Latin cupa tub, Sanskrit kupa cave
1 : a way to distract hundreds of people at a time from doing anything productive
2 : a colony of internet junkies who are so addicted to communicating via this site that they panick and seizure when cut off from the hive mind
3 : a place swarming with activity
Oh my God XVI is down again? What will we do today?
I invited half of XVI to my BBQ.
I met this girl on XVI today...
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Formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger, Benedict XVI was elected as the 265th Pope on April 19, 2005. He has succeeded Pope John Paul II who died on April 2nd, 2005
Benedict XVI has succeeded John Paul II.
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The reigning Dark Lord of the Sith. Succeeded Darth John Paul in 2005 ABY.
He advocates a return to the true teachings of the Sith religion : mind control and galactic conquest.
He is in frequent conflict with a separatist movement of the Sith Order (Islam).
Based in Korriban, also known as "Rome".
Benedict XVI : Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy. And we shall have peeeeeeace.
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The new German Pope. Looks like the evil guy in the cloak from the star wars movies that shoots lightning from his fingers. Coincidence? I think not!
Person 1: That guys look very familiar.
Person 2: The guy from star wars who shoots lightning from his fingers?
Person 1: Oh yea your right!
Pope Benedict XVI: The darkside is strong withing you!
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a potentially good pope who idiots, quite idiotically name a "nazi", clearly not knowing the facts about the nazi regime.
"the new pope is a nazi"
"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."
"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"
"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
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(As of 2007) current occupant of the Throne of Peter. Talks a fair amount about gays in rather shrill tones. Likes to hide behind other powerful men before coming into the limelight, as he did as the author of many of Karol Wojtyla's bulls. Really has a fabulous wardrobe. Last seen slinking around St. Peter's in a pair of ruby slippers, just like Judy. Has a birth name meaning rat-catcher, good job he got his current post so he can shed that skin and emerge from his chryalis transformed into a beautiful butterfly. Most beloved closet queen on the planet. After all, he may come from the backwoods of Deutschland, but deep down he knows, there's no place like Rome, there's no place like Rome (click click) there's no place like Rome.
Benedict XVI, I've got your number.
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1. A penis shaft that has been forcibly separated from the head. This could be the result of a Louisiana jack hammer or a failed attempt to execute a bloody sock.
2. The King of France from 1774 to 1791 who was executed by decapitation.
Al slapped her for the toothy blow, and she gave him a Louis XVI!
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