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rules hyrule and thinks dinner is what all true warriors strive for. he makes link defeat gannon becuase he is to weak to do so himself. he is also the father of zealda (the princess of hyrule)
Link: gee it sure is borning around here
The King: moi boi this dinner is what all true warrior strive for
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A male specimen, an alpha, a man who knows what he wants, Values himself as an individual, support his other fellow kings, a true warrior, handsome young lad with a big cock, destroys vaginas like he’s thanos, and most importantly follows mrtraplord
Thot: omg he’s so sexy, I wanna ruin him
Queen: he won’t fuck u
Thot: why??
Queen: Bc he’s a king
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To live your own life as if you were a king
To own and rule your own world
Not to do things by half
To make decisions and act upon them
Aimee live her life to the fullest, she was Kinging-It, baby!!!!
Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."
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A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.
Dude I woke up with the king today!
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The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.
The King: "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner."
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Another word for “long.”
“Look at the line for that roller coaster, it’s king.”
“My hair is getting really king…I need a haircut.”
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