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Something parents will never do.
Mom:*breaks the door*
Me: Ever heard of knocking?
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The Knock - when someone knocks on your door to bust you, serve a warrant, or otherwise ruin your day.
Could be in an apartment when the super knocks on your door because you’ve had a friend staying over too long. Could be in a hotel when you haven’t checked out and they’re telling you you’re late and it’s time to leave. Could be in a dorm when you’re having a party and you get busted by the RA. Or could be when the police show up because you’re in deep shit. Probation officer, serving a warrant, anything. It’s bad news.
The knock is from someone in a position of authority, hitting your door to tell you you’re in trouble. You don’t have a choice to open the door or not. The only question is how bad the trouble is going to be.
Oh shit, he got the knock.
I got the knock this morning, I’m out boys, getting evicted as we speak.
Remove me from the group chat, I’m worried about getting the knock after one of you idiots says something that triggers the feds
To be sleeping heavily or just normaly, but generaly heavily.
Damn, last night after i F****d that B*** I knocked on her couch.
I woke up this morning to a naked guy knockin' on my kitchen counter.
Last night I drank so much I knocked on the merry-go-round.
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A state of being tired or exhausted
Man 1: hey would you want to FaceTime later?
Woman 1: nah. I'm knocked
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A child hood game that often makes no since what so every. Such as this one that i heard just yesterday.
Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?
Noo! i wish you wouldnt have say anyhting at all!
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A word used to Describe a loud stereo system.
Man, that motherfucker is knocking.
So … chat with Xwifey
Said you were waiting
I said she does that a lot usually at windows
Your not my twin flame
Your my fucking stalker
Just like twin flame
Has one of her own
You didn’t mention UD
You didn’t mention working man’s Kath …
But we both know and now she does that you read this daily too
Hanging on every word
Hanging out the roof top window
Fuck off staring or it will continue to …
Oh shit I vape mostly now
Lifestyle choice …
Bit like yours being rather fucking creepy ..
Add this to your badge of honours …
I wonder if my neighbours doorbell picked all that up …
Stalker boy was probably jerking it somewhere or other …
And this is my energetic record … you know my beliefs …
Knock knock ..
The Goliath comment was just for you
Nostra Damn us ..
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