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The sexiest person alive who all girls wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!
Sum chick- Goddamn! that is one sexy mofo!
Another chick- Yeah its Kolton i wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!
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a person who enjoys heavy metal and if you talk shit about slipknot he will kick your bitch ass. all the chicks want his cock but he doesnt give it to the preppy snotty ass bitches. they can go fuck themselves. he only goes for ones whos head isnt up their ass
cheerleader: hey kolton, i want your cock!
kolton: fuck off, dumb bitch.
gothic chick: hey kolton, i want your cock too!
kolton: ok.
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A very strange man, mainly because they like gingers. Eats 24/7. Plays mine-craft everyday and pretends he can get girls but unfortunately can't at all. And ends up sucking penis when he gets rejected. And will never be good at anything. And also steals your songs.
Your boy is a Kolton Kluge!
An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.
Wow that kid is such a Kolton Kluge
Kolton and Alexandra would make the best couple EVER. They are perfect for each other in every way, Koltons and Alexandras can never go wrong dating each other. Kolton and Alexandra never get bored talking to each other, they could talk for hours and laugh the whole time. Kolton and Alexandras would be in love forever.
"Kolton and Alexandra should get married. They are perfect."
a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.
girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"
girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*
girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."
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smells really bad and likes it up the butt from pinto!?!?!?!?!?
this is the kid who likes to lick dead animals and puke all over them?!!??!?!
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