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I showed everyone my penis. One guy called it a “beached whale”. One girl called it a “fucking sea monster” and another said “it’s a kraken!” So now I wait patiently for the day when someone asks me to “release the kraken” so I can show off my massive dong.
When my girl wants me to love on her, she says: "Release the Kraken", and I take off my belt and drop my pants.
When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.
Best results with used or unflushed toilet.
-MJB & JO
Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.
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A kraken is a karen on crack.
It’s much more horrible and loud than your normal karen and it could be very dangerous if you get to close to her.
Girl: be ware theres a kraken!
Boy: where?
Kraken: jakalsijslL
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A gaming term, primarily used within GarrysMod. It occurs when a series of objects is welded together and one object moves out of place, this object will then frantically swing around until it manages to get back into its original place. The force that this object exerts is incalculable and will kill the player instantly. It also sets off nukes.
Outside of GarrysMod the term is used to describe when an object, usually a ragdoll(dead player or NPC) ends up partially within a wall or floor. The ragdoll will then swing around violently in order to try to escape the wall/floor.
A "crispy" kraken is when, after a kraken has killed you, your body turns into a charple(burned man.)
The kraken is known to appear in almost every game. Examples include: GMOD, Halo 1/2/3, Hitman: Blood Money, Deus Ex: Invisible War, Halo Wars, Toca Touring Car championship...and many more.
"Omg that thing you made is going kraken!"
"LOL that dead guy is krakening."
"OMFG that kraken is going towards the nuke!"
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A large turd referring to a large mythical "sea-monster", The Kraken tends to clog the toilet so bad that a plunger is futile as the turds ridges gets caught in the pipe
Dude, sorry to tell you but i just released the Kraken in your toilet. Your Toilet should see a therapist ASAP
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An 18 year old girl by the nick name of NT has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. A monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.
Dude nt's bergina is like THE KRAKEN!! Not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles
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Andrew H. Leitao's penis. while abnormally large in size and girth, it unfortunately does not live in the ocean and destroy ships for davy jones. it is in his pants and destroys vaginas. see also mandingo
" when andy has nekkid time, he unleashes The Kraken". or is also stated to unwilling bed time victims, but only in a liam neeson voice.
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