lbj

Heroin, LSD, and PCP taken all at one time.
This isn't kiddie shit. Top of the drug pyramid. Preceded by Jedi flips, Hippie flips, and Candy Flips.

slut: OMG i got soo high on marijuana last weekend!! i even drank too!
slut2: OMFG! ISNT TAHT DANGEROUS?!
slut:I COULD HAEV DIED, GOOD THING MY BF WUZ THERE!!!
bad ass muther-fucker: fuck you bitches, LBJ erryday. and maybe some special K on tha way. Cunt.

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LBJ

A term refering to a joint, marijuana cigarette, used more commonly during the LBJ days.

pass LBJ over here

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LBJ-Style

When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.

I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.

LBJ STEAMER

When you abandon your loved ones for two men (one has to look like a crack head and the other lets say a wanna be mj) and get together and play with each others shit in hot humid weather just for the fun of it. They eat shit, sniff shit and definately talk shit and it seams not to bother them because they have grown immune to it. They give up on everything they once had for the smell of each others shit and see who can take the biggest shit on there loved ones.

Man do you see them guys? Them traitors they look like they about to engage in a lbj steamer!

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Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

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whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

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LBJ 2ND KINGS

LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR 2nd KINGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE LbJ 2nd KINGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.