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The word to describe the day after tomorrow
Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!
An affectionate name for Elon the Messiah. "The" is optional
The Muskaroo just announced that the 2021 Model S will go from 0-60 in less than 2 seconds.
A form of rest shorter than a nap â never longer than 20 minutes â that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.
I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.
When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.
I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.
When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.
Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.
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Past tense of "duie" which is most likely what happens if you DUI. Pronounced "died."
He duied from crashing his car while driving under the influence of alcohol. We're all sad now.
Slang for, and also the less awkward way of saying, the urinal.
Guy *trying to be chill*: Hey I just chugged a litre of water and I gotta use the U.
Girl: You know you can just say urinal
Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.