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Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*
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A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to βdo a backflipβ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancΓ©e, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu
ligma is a viral infection
person 1: i have ligma
person 2: whats ligma
person 1: ligma my balls
"Ligma" is referring to "lick my"
So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"
Guy1: hey do you support ligma?
Guy2: what's ligma?
Guy1: ligma fucking balls lol
Guy2: *gets angry*
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Ligma is a special disease that can be transmitted through touch.
Person 1: Hey are you sick
Person 2: Ya with ligma
It's a rare contagious disease that causes the male genital areas to grow tumors which aren't cancerous but cause intense pain when left alone. They can spread to the kidney and the heart, causing kidney and heart failure respectively. If ligma isn't stopped at stage 1, before it reaches the kidneys, the patient unfortunately has no way of surviving stage 2 or 3. The only known cure is to cut off the penis early on, but research organizations such as the Curing Ligma Organization (CLO) work around the clock in developing another cure. You can donate to them and learn more at cureligma.org.
And why are there so many recent cases? Well, the last known outbreak was in the 1980s, when large amounts of Jewish-Americans moved back to Israel. They had contracted but were able to resist stage 1 ligma, but in Israel, natives were not suited ro withstand it. As Israel suffered this outbreak, ligma evolved and began to spread to various countries in Asia. A team of researchers at Pepperdine have actually recently suggested that Jews are more susceptible to this deadly disease, and because ligma is contagious, you may need to avoid them to keep yourself as safe as possible.
When a patient is in stage 1 of ligma, there are visible tumors on his genitals, which are informally called "ligma balls" during this stage. It's quite sad, really - knowing that 90% of stage 1 ligma goes undetected, and that 90% will have their life taken away by some horrible disease.
"Hey, you know Ninja, the Fortnite Streamer?"
"Yeah"
"I heard he just died of ligma."
"Oh no that's horrible"
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