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Lag

Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.

me: Why does it lag so much? Who the $^@# is downloading porn?
some idiot: me

by Kestrel December 22, 2005

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lag

A newb's excuse for getting pwned

some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.

by BullChri May 23, 2005

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lag

a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")

dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!

by dadefiner December 20, 2008

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No lags

When you ask someone if theyvare going to keep a promise or not.

Movies friday night, No lags though.

by Quinzelromo September 1, 2016

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lag

Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.

Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."

by The Ownage February 25, 2005

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lagging it

Messing up in life; Failed at something very important

McCain was lagging it toward the end of the election campaign. That is why he lost

by SupermanDantheMan November 8, 2008

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Lag

A word that instills fear in the hearts of 'World of Warcraft' fanatics and those who would join the urb-nerd camp everywhere, as thirty or so people have offered irritatingly nerdy definitions for this bit of tech vernacular, thus NO ONE should post a definition with more than one instance of internet shorthand, because it gets really annoying to see online gamers deliver expositories upon scenarios that can only occur in front of a keyboard and a computer moniter. that being said, lag is nothing more than a digial device's irritating tendency to process input more slowly than it takes for the user to output it.

Me: hey, i pressed a button on my cell phone and it took a couple of seconds for it to register
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag

by JimGarcia aka SkanMan, myspace.com/skanman August 2, 2007

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