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An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.
I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong
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The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour
On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance
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One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.
'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.
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To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.
-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.
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lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.
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When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
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Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.
She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.
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