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A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.
That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.
An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.
Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?
Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.
Munster Kid: How ghetto.
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A small bullshit town next to Leavenworth where nothing productive happens and you most likely want to get out as fast as possible.
Where you from?
Lansing Kansas
oh.
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A town with nothing to do...
Joey please don’t doubt me, we live in boring Lansing, Illinois
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the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...
it's a town...what's more to say?
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When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.
The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs
"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.
The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
"Oh fuck"
"What is it Manager Dave?"
"We've got another Lansing Suprise."
"Oh shit"
This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.
John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.
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