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An erotic dance in which a woman or man sits in a chair and the giver( woman or man) grinds on their lap using their groin, ass, penis, etc
The lap dances at the strip club are expensive
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When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest
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The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home
When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance
This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
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A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.
"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."
A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
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A type of lap dance were a scantily clad woman mounts a man who sitting, facing forward, by putting the front of her ankles on the top of his shoulders, her hands on the floor in front of her and thrusts her ass into his face.
"Man, Joe almost wound up with a concussion after he got that Brazilian Lap Dance last night."
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