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Lard-on

When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.

"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."

by DaveSiiick November 22, 2012

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Lard

Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters

Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!

Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard

by ManLykeAdi October 21, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 15, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


lard

An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.

"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"

by Mitch Martin August 9, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lard

A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!

"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"

by elese, em, milly & shannon January 28, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lard

An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.

Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.

by gongkia December 27, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


lard

Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

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