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When you nut in her while she's on her period
Me and that cum slut from the other night made some strawberry lassi
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Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
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When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.
Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
Cool and hot chick, very feminine young girl or a woman.
Tedy is sassie lassie. She is hot man...
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an expression used to describe something terrible that has happened.
this is commonly used to describe basically anything which is bad as opposed to good! eg: small child falls of his or her bike! 'that was lassie and knives'. Term is used most commonly in the early hours of the morning after a large consumption of alcohol! Females with the initials J A W are most likely to use this term!
A true lady, not stuck up but oozes class and self respect. Knows how to take care of her man and is a fantastic mother. Has sound morals and wouldnt watch a dog go hungry.
Hey what a canny lass, must be a northern lassy!
I want to marry a northern lassy!
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When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.
Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"
Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"
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