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A way for parents to explain what they were doing without explaining what they were doing when their kids catch them doin the do
"Oh Bobby, daddy and I were just playing a game of incomplete leapfrog, that's all."
Usually occurs at work and is started when someone moves out of an office for whatever reason. Now someone wants to move into the recently vacated office because it is better than the one they are in. There is usually a window involved. Then someone else wants to move into the office vacated by the that person.
Dept head: Bob has retired and Tom will be taking his place. Can you move Tom's computer into Bob's old office and move Steve's computer into Tom's old office.
Tech guy: The office leapfrog never stops around this place.
Practice originally from Sunderland, differing slightly from the Liverpudlian Leapfrog. Commonly used as a competition to settle arguments but can be done for fun.
One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male
The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)
The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood
Overs: My dad is better at rimming than your dad
Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming
Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog
Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win
Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king
Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty
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A person who abuses his current friendships to propel himself up a social ladder, usually putting down his current friends as a means of making himself look cool to people with higher perceived social status.
"Rodney just told Alex that I'm really pretentious. Why is he telling Alex, who he just met, about my personality flaws?"
"Dude's a social leapfrog. Are you sure you're friends with him?"
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A regular game of leapfrog is usually held between two people. Theirs a frog (or frogs), and a leaper. The leaper bounds over the frog(s)in an attempt to land past them without damaging their genitals on the back of the frogs head.
In Mexican leapfrog theirs one leaper and many frogs. Sadly, it's not a straight line of frogs. In mexican leapfrog their is usually a built pyramid of frogs, around 6 or so, which must be leapt over.
It sucks when you wang your nuts against someones cranium...
compared to regular leapfrog, Mexican Leapfrog is hardcore.
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When two gay men begin having anal sex by form of doggy-style. The man on bottom then gets on his elbows and knees to lower his body as the man penetrating the other's ass, gets into a frog like positioning to get deeper into his asshole. When the man ejaculates into his lover's rectum, he then jumps over his partner like a game of leap frog and then begins to get his brown starfish demolished by his big meaty cock.
"When i did leapfrog buttfuck with him last night i slipped while leaping over him and the bedpost went up my ass!
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When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they cum.
Juan and Luisa had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.
Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.