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When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"
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Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.
Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.
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Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.
She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.
Its a type of something only morons and people who want to join random anime facebbok groups will search. go, read about it in a book or something.
There are new dicoveries about Gravitional Lensing
When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.
Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her
A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded
Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)
When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".
It's like having beer goggles while being sober.
"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"