stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.
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he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox
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The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
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To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.
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The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.
Man 1: Hey, so Iโm actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume.
Man 2: Itโs cool dude. You know, IโmโฆIโm actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*
-to be influenced by alcohol or Narcotics beyond ones normal limits
Alan: โThose pills were fucking amazingโ
Jimmy: โYeah man, you were absolutely letterboxedโ
The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!
Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?