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When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
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Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.
I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?
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When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
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When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.
Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.
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A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass
Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs
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Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.
When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
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