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A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
UGH! I hate using dirty linebackers!
1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.
Terry Tate is an office linebacker.
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A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.
Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!
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Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.
WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.
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The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.
Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
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Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.
CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!