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lobstering

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts

oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda

by Sterling and dylan May 10, 2006

39πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


The Lobster

I refreshing alcoholic beverage first created by Meat Axe at the Normanby Hotel in Brisbane, Australia.
The Lobster consists of
1 half shot Amaretto
a quater shot Chamboard
a quater shot Cointreau
a squirt of lime
shaken over ice and topped with lift.

Ofter referred to as "The Lobster"

Girl 1: (to bartender) I'll take a lobster please
Girl 2: (to girl 1) did you ask for The Lobster, everyone is drinking those!

by Meat Axe February 20, 2011

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lobster

1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!

"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"

by nhrugga October 28, 2006

173πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


lobster

A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.

I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!

by bratha September 19, 2005

228πŸ‘ 161πŸ‘Ž


Lobster

β€œWhen all of a woman’s meat is in her tail” aka a phat ass

β€œVictoria is for sure a lobster, look at that ass! I’m glad she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head!”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 8, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach

Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session

by ladislav77 July 28, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lobster

An actual female alpha with massive anger issues who constantly insults the people they love. They have the best taste in music and visual media (e.g. anime or movies like LotR) and are addicted to sushi and cup noodles. Some of their talents include raging for hours about everything and everyone who slightly pisses them off, holding grudges for decades and writing lit diss track rap lyrics.

If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.

Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.

My friend is raging at a video game even though she promised to be neutral. She is definitely a lobster.

by the useless hoes April 30, 2022