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A medium sized human who has red hair and an almost invisible beard and a mighty ranger wrist
watch The Lorax looks like he is going to eat me
A viral internet challenge in which the player enters a public toilet, turns off the lights, turns on all the taps, proceeds to shit in every cubicle without flushing and then leaves.
Person 1: Please don't do the lorax challenge.
Person 2: Dude, I just did the lorax challenge.
When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.
"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"
When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.
Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?
The best offensive meme page around
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dark lorax is a meme page that’s very epic and cool. Thank you
when the lorax puts his little mustache and tickles your butthole to make you release an anal queef
man, i just had the most amazing time with the lorax, he gave me a lorax queef, i want three more.
"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"
The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.
Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.