Lorax

a penis

wanna see my lorax?

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Lorax

He speaks for the trees.

i aM tHe lOraX anD i SpeaK fOr thE tR33s.

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Lorax

Based off the the Dr. Suess character that 'speaks for the trees.'

A lorax is also a term that can be used to describe an ambassador or pretty much anyone who decides they're going to speak on the behalf of others as if they know what everyone is thinking.

"What do you mean 'we?' You're not our Lorax!"

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Lorax

The small creature that pops out of the first Truffula tree cut down. He's for conservation and claims to 'speak for the trees'. Is believed to be on halucenigenic drugs.

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no mouths..."

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Lorax

The sex act of nailing a short fat hairy bitch with your truffula tree and then falling asleep.

Hey Dude, Did you really fuck Snooky?

Yeah, I gave her the old Lorax.
How was it?
Pretty awful, but thank god I'm the Once-ler and passed out aftewards.
Thats hardcore man, hardcore.

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Lorax

First appeared in Dr. Seuss' book, The Lorax. Used to replace "Oh my God" which could be offensive. "Oh my Lorax" just sounds funny and works!

Oh my Lorax, I forgot my huge science paper!

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Lorax

A character from the Dr. Suess book of the same name. The Lorax speaks for the trees.

Me: Lorax....lower axe!
Random guy with axe: What was that?
Me: the Lorax speaks for the trees!
Random guy with axe: Huh?
Me: don't you get it? Lower your axe aka...Lorax....lower axe....Lorax!

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