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A jedi.
Son of Anakin Skywalker and Senator Amidala.
A dissapointment.
"How does Anakin manage to look so hot, while Luke is pretty damn ugly?!"
"He gets it from his mother."
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The act of cutting off one's penis and using it as a dildo after filling it with cement.
-"Hey man, you want a Luke Skywalker or something?"
-"HEY MAN! LOOK! STOP! I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!"
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a weak ie man from star wars who manages to kill his father and the emperor by sheer luck.
WIthout his lightsaber, Luke would get pwned by Worf
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When you're just about to nut and she rotates 180 degrees and shows you her saber.
That girl I met last night gave me a Reverse Luke Skywalker!
A fear of the dark side of the force; or a white girl that is afraid to go out with a black guy.
Nah, man, that girl would never go black, she's got a serious case of Luke Skywalker Disease.
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Is when you take a Darth Vader Grilled Cheese and scrape off the burnt (dark) side, to reveal it was still good underneath.
guy 1, " ahh shit, i totally made a darth vader grilled cheese!"
guy 2, " dude, just scrape it off and make it a luke skywalker grilled cheese instead."
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Luke Skywalker is a bitch boy which his dad is better than him. And he kissed his sister.
Anyone: I fucking hate Luke Skywalker
Anyone 2: same
Anyone 3: I wanna fuck his dad
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