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1. Lazy sob who complains that its to cold outside to run to the post office.
2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.
3. Will roofie you.
4. Has a 85 year old grandma.
Maksim did you not hear the guy at apartments?
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A Chadcel (refer Chadcel definition) who became the way he is typically from a rejection that occured around childhood.
Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.
"OMG Brock kept texting weird shit to me last night!"
"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"
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when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.
'Maksim Maclean fucked the sheep'
The hottest Dancing with the Stars (a TV show) pro ever! The Bad Boy of the Ballroom! Gotta love him!
Jan: OMG Dancing with the Stars is on!
Sandy: Oh, yay! I love Maks, don't you?
Jan: Yeah, he's so hot!
Patrica: Do you know who Maksim Chmerkovskiy is?
Sue: The sexy Ukranian dancer?
Patrica: yeah, isn't he hot!
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a couple super bad together but they are super cute though. they have to much sex together if you ever find them hide.
oh my god it's maksim and stella. #ew
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Maksim Yuriyevich Vinogradov is the most perfect human being alive. he is caring and treats everyone with kindness and respect and doesn’t have a single bad bone in his body. he makes everyone laugh and can light up an entire stadium with his beaming smile. his cosmic personality and addictive handsome looks will lure you in wanting more and more. his brilliant brain and explosive ideas burst out of him causing the most magical spark in his eyes drawing you in. that’s when you notice his soft gorgeous lips. the top one slightly larger than the bottom one giving a sexy appearance. his masculine chin and furrowed brows give one the feeling of security and protection. standing at five foot six and rock here muscles constructed by the gods he has no problem being the protector. his immaculate physique, bursting personality, and sultry appearance all crafted by angels makes Maksim Yuriyevich Vinogradov the most perfect human alive.
hey what’s the definition of perfect
ok that’s easy it’s Maksim Vinogradov
Maksim thinks everyone is bad at the game, he is a fan of Minecraft battle pass tiers, and roasts people that 1v1 him in Minecraft.
“Get good at the game, I am Maksim Skripnicenko by the way.”