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When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?
Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure
thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.
T_he best kid playing fortnite, will always win against noobs doing no scopes, he is better than tangzy at basically everything!!
X girl: OMG! is that maraca coming at you??
Y girl: yeah!! im glad he is a maraca!!
Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"