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The worst group of people- they have no fuckin lives and they think they're the shit. No one likes them, they fucked up Halo 3 and they are faggots
wow i had 24 kills last game but we lost cuz A faggot was on the other team-MLG
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It stands for Major League Gaming. AKA Major Loser Geeks. It's full of nerds with white pasty looking faces who sound like goats when they talk playing halo 2 with each other in order to get them aroused for their circle jerk. Some people actually consider it a sport. Well, if it IS a sport, then it is the only sport i ever heard of where the best players are the ones who are lazy fat asses who never get off the couch and can't get any girls. Completely ironic if i do say so myself. However, they do have very strong hands due to frequent masturbation and constant use of the fingers and thumbs to "pwn nubs".
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "OMG WTF MY NO SCOPE DIDN'T KILL YOU WTFFFFF!!!!!!!! fuckin bee ess!!!!!!!"
MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life."
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!"
MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!"
xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*"
every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!"
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It's rekt, not reked.
Being MLG is MLG.
Those who are MLG know that being MLG is stupid and that's why it's funny. It is funny because they are actually intelligent yet act like they're not. You must have an ironic, sarcastic, and satirical sense of humor to be MLG, or else you will not get the 3dank5me jokes.
-Drink MTN dew
-Eat doritos
-Illuminati is always confirmed
-doge is kill
-But what if doge is not kill?
-Airhorns are swag
-420 blaze it faggot
-360 noscope
-get rekt
-quickscope
-ded
-m8
-my hope will never diiiieeeeeeeee
"Lul I am so MlG 320 noscope!!"
"M8 you wish"
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The "Official" major league gaming circuit.
While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.
MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.
While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.
The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.
Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter
"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."
"OMGSMGNOOB!"
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"dude i played a emulator of smash, and there was an mlg moment. i think i downloaded the wrong one
something like that."
Your homeboy here got that water bucket and has a god level usage(Minecraft)
My bro used an MLG water bucket
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