MP

Member of Parliament (british term)

Tony Blair reluctantly bowed to the demands of the chancellor and rebel MPs by promising to step down within 12 months.

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MP

Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.

Those MP's sure are grumpy!

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MP

"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.

Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".

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mp

alternate name for mana, called magic points or mana points in video games.

I've run out of MP!'

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mp

Micro penis; joking appellation to refer to or call on a male who has a micro-penis.

You're such an mp Kevin.

Tristan, you're the one and only mp in here.

Haha Miguel, you flopped; you're such an mp.

Hello mp.

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MP

Military Police. A branch in the US Army, but usually used to describe the soldiers of that same branch. They are tasked with a dual mission: In garrison, they act in a law and order capacity, performing guard duties as well as Community Law Enforcement (CLE). In their wartime mission, they engage in MSR recon, MSR security (aka. combat patrols - seek and destroy enemies/IEDs along Main Supply Routes,) and convoy security.

The MPs are never around when I need one, and always around when I don't!

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MP

Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.

$300/hr w/MP

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