muf

someone who does not know the meaning of the word is a muf, until you know what it means you are one.

fred: "what's a muf"?
george:"you're a muf"

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Muf

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

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Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

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Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

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muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

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muf

Multi User Forth

Advanced coding language used on MUCKs. When used by Zirik, it causes flooding.

MUF is frequently used when MPI proves insufficient to perform a desired function, as it has much greater capabilities. However, most consider it more difficult to learn.

Zirik wrote a program for underwater realms in MUF and inexplicably drowned the entire population of the MUCK.

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muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

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