Random
Source Code

machos

a very moody and bitchy teacher, who doesn't like stick figures or gloves...

machos: why don't you stop being so stupid?
student: why don't you stop being a bitchy machos?

by i wonder who January 6, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Macho

Macho, An adjective.

An exaggerated masculine attribute, or expression, or characteristic, or trait of a masculine Man. the attribute is natural, and has always existed, but only came into our culture and language on mass, as the result of body building, and our media in the 70's and 80's. The new interest in body building had produced a new form of masculinity, that had become very popular in porn and film.

Most macho attributes are positive, as they are natural to masculine men, even if not visible on the outside.

These attributes are the naturally occurring attributes of masculinity that are exaggerated, and are sometimes put on to attract a women; similar to how some women put on or play up their femininity to attract a man: but sometimes they occur naturally; acting tough, getting into fights, lifting stuff, ect.

The feminine equal to this does not have it's own adjective, and is simply called *femininity(?) but is the same in outward expression, and is the exaggerated traits and attributes of femininity, some times put on to attract a man, but sometimes expressed naturally; acting helpless, dumb, sexually aroused, ect.(better examples required) *May not be accurate.

Both the Macho traits and the feminine equal, are typically superficial, sometimes expressed simply do to the physical structure of the person;A heavily muscled man will have a macho walk, and a slim man wont have a macho walk.

A man can be masculine, but is not necessarily macho, because he lacks the physical form.
He walks around from building to building with his coffee cup, all macho!
He is a macho man.
DB didn't mean to look macho; because DB has big arm muscles, and walks that way naturally.

The macho man walked to the ring.
He was weak, but acted like a macho man, by trying to lift the car to make her notice him.

by Dysfunctional Bubble July 27, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Macho

A man acting exaggeratedly selfishly "manly", using his mental and physical state as only yardstick.

A "Macho" is a male person who is getting a blow job, not getting a hard-on, and then asking the woman: "does this happen often to you?"

by Wild S. Walker April 4, 2015

9๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Macho

Adjective to describe an unusually large nacho.

"Man, that is one macho nacho!"

by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Macho-Jude

1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.

Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.

Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.

by bumkinofdoom May 10, 2011


Macho-Jude

1. n. An individual of the homo sapiens species who has ass-kicking power. The greatest of them all is Chuck Norris.

Antonyms: Buttcrack

1. "Man, that guy is so Macho-Jude he kicks my ass by looking at me."
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"

by nole of terror May 7, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Going macho

When a man walks around the house wearing only a T-shirt, he is "going macho."

When I walked into his apartment, Larry had just woken up and was going macho.

by ABigDream March 31, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž