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An interjection a white father exclaims when he is surprised, shocked, or even terrified.
Holy mackerel! Sam's Club is having a sale on Hamburger Helper!
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(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.
(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."
(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."
(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."
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An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.
Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage
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A pejorative given to the nameless, faceless bureaucrats entrenched inside the federal level of the US government. These unelected government workers, aka Swamp Monsters, are political appointees/holdovers from the Obama administration. Collectively known as the Deep State, aka "The Swamp", these Globalists Shills are attempting a coup d état aimed at toppling duly elected President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
~ First coined by swamp monster & ex CIA employee Phillip Mudd. "I'm a proud shit-holer. My family was called Wops and Mackerel eaters. We came from Italians and Irish people. We were retarded people from shithole countries. A century ago we called people slant eyes."
For the most part, the rank & file of DOJ & CIA are honest hard-working men & women, loyal to America. But Mackerel Eaters hold most upper management positions and their loyalty is not to America but to a Globalist World Order. Comey, Brennan and Clapper are just the tip of the iceberg.
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If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.
I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.
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A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.
I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.
When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.
"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."