A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.
Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.
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The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
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Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.
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Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.
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After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical
Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride
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the magic carpet on snowboarding mountains
the magic carpet is so slow i think i will get hungry before i reach the top
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Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !