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A wet fart or spurt of liquid crap
My guts is in turmoil and I think I've just done a Malcolm
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A great person who has many talents. Also he has great social skills and a great sense of humor. Likes to stay inside and plays video games.
Wow, Malcolm is such a great guy!
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Malcolm is a wonderful man with many amazing qualities to his personality. The way he cares for not only himself but others around him is incredible, and even with his negative qualities he still manages to keep you captivated. Although, at times he may come across a bit stubborn or even possibly vain, he is without a doubt one of the greatest men to walk this planet Earth. He carries with him the innocence of a child, while still being the manliest guy in the room at all times. Women long to be with him and men long to be like him, he is a King among Kings, and deserves nothing but happiness and the best love any God could ever give. If you are lucky enough to meet a Malcolm, don't take him for granted and don't let his sometimes harshness fool you, Malcolm cares about the well being and success of those he loves more than most, and he will help those to reach their full potential. Handsome, charming with wit and humour, Malcolm will always steal the show, without even trying.
Ex. 1
Girl 1: "He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen, and his charm makes me weak to the knees."
Girl 2: "He must be a Malcolm"
Ex. 2
Guy 1: " Yo, have you seen my girl anywhere?"
Guy 2: "Ask, Malcolm."
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N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
See also Malcolmish
Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
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The whitest skinniest dumbass of them all
is that a birch tree? No its just dumbass Malcolm
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1)a revolutionary boss, some one powerful and influential.
*drived from respect to Malcolm X
2)someone of popularity who allways recives much female campanionship.
my man is the malcolm of the neighborhood
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Malcolm is a great friend and always is there for you when you need a laugh. Sometimes hits you with a basketball in the face twice on accident, but makes up for it with loyal friendship and funny jokes about anything. Despite other definitions, he is a great guy, only unless the day of the week ends with a j.
"That guy is cooooool, man"
"He's MightyMalcolmYT"
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