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When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated stories of your own childhood.
Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.
noun. any unexpected cell group discovered to be present within the body thus causing in it's host the knee-jerk reaction "Cut that fucking inhomogeneous mass out of me now!" and further, the life-altering experience of "fighting for ones life" through questioning theology, human existence and the philosophical mind-body relationship.
also known as malignant tumor.
Girl, "Honey, what did the doctor say?"
Boyfriend, "It's an inhomogeneous malignant neoplasm, dear. There is some amorphous mass growing inside me and living off me."
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Someone who is such an asshole you have to doubt they are actually the product of sperm and egg. You might begin to wonder if they are infact a cunt lougie that started to multiply like a cancer, but somehow still ended up with 2 arms 2 legs and a head.
You are worse than shit. You are a malignant cunt Lougie.
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When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.
Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.
Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
Describes somethwing very evil and dangerous. For example, a tumour can be malignant when incurable.
Gift: That Fufu I just ate was malignant on my stomach!
Present: Isnt It!
When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated tales of your difficult childhood.
Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.
Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?
Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"