malignant

Describes somethwing very evil and dangerous. For example, a tumour can be malignant when incurable.

Gift: That Fufu I just ate was malignant on my stomach!
Present: Isnt It!

Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.

Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."