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Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.
Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?
Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.
Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back
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(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.
Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.
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In verb form: to mander. To bother or annoy, usually in the form of hitting playfully or light-hearted verbal persecution; can, but does not have to be, coupled with repeatedly shouting the word "mander, mander!" at the object of ridicule.
We like to mander a boy in band by screaming "mander, mander!" at him.
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Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.
You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.
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The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke
(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote
"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."
Keshav has to be the gayest man you'll ever meet, he's usually Punjabi so he has long hair, a turban or a bun. He always says he'll cut his hair but never does. He loves to fuck his brothers and cousins, but you can't blame him he's forced to do it. He has the tiniest dick and will never get laid by a woman. He drinks cum cause he thinks it'll make him look better, but it never works he gets bullied by all his peers and can only make them shut up by sucking them off. Keshav is the fuckiest guy you'll ever meet. If your a girl and you meet Keshav RUN he'll prolly try to rape you. BE SAFE.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT KESHAV MANDER
Girl 2: RUN!
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