March 27

chloe’s birthday! give her a hug, some alcohol and maybe even some flowers (she likes pink flowers)

march 27. fuck bitches get money.

March 27

Official clean your local skatepark day!

Bob: Let’s go skateboard!
Tom:But there’s snow and garbage at the skatepark!
Bob: It’s March 27th we have to clean it!

March 27

You are a fucking rat

-Omg is she born on March 27? She must be a rat

March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

March 27

National Joe Day
National Viagra Day

Older brothers name is Joe, fml

If I move to Mexico, my birthday, March 27, would be National Joe day and Viagra day. Joe in Mexico is pronounced Hoe.

March 27

National Violent Hump Day. This is the day when you can go up to anyone and violently hump them until you are satisfied with the hump.

Maria:Why are you violently humping me?
Dylan: Shut up it's March 27 national violent hump day now come back here.

march 27

The date of someone who was born as a dumb fuck

Person 1:u were born on March 27 person 2:yeah I know I’ma dumb fuck