March 27

Official clean your local skatepark day!

Bob: Let’s go skateboard!
Tom:But there’s snow and garbage at the skatepark!
Bob: It’s March 27th we have to clean it!

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March 27

chloe’s birthday! give her a hug, some alcohol and maybe even some flowers (she likes pink flowers)

march 27. fuck bitches get money.

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March 27

You are a fucking rat

-Omg is she born on March 27? She must be a rat

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March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

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March 27

National Joe Day
National Viagra Day

Older brothers name is Joe, fml

If I move to Mexico, my birthday, March 27, would be National Joe day and Viagra day. Joe in Mexico is pronounced Hoe.

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March 27

National Violent Hump Day. This is the day when you can go up to anyone and violently hump them until you are satisfied with the hump.

Maria:Why are you violently humping me?
Dylan: Shut up it's March 27 national violent hump day now come back here.

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march 27

The date of someone who was born as a dumb fuck

Person 1:u were born on March 27 person 2:yeah I know I’ma dumb fuck

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