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the thing that is healthier than butter and no it is not plastic
I hoped for my dad to get more margarine but he said it was plastic
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The female equivalent of duck butter. i.e. When the sweat from the butt and the vagina meet in the girlie-taint and form a spreadable buttery substance.
EEWWW! That bitch had so much swan margarine she could butter both halves of the bagel.
It is so good it will have you saying, "I can't believe its not duck butter!"
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A term commonly used to describe students at Christchurch Girls' High School, it is a play on words, meaning that girl's high girls are easy - margarine is easy to spread, as (apparently) are girl's high girls's legs
Boy from CBHS: Damn, where's she from? She's hot! And I think she's looking at me...
Girl from AGHS: Ah, CGHS. Why do they always steal our guys?
Boy 2: Um, cos they're hotter than you?
Girl from AGHS: No, because they're margarine legs, that's why!
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To wake up from a highly erotic dream only to find that your bedsheets are very sticky. Also known as wet dream.
"Alright lads? I had a corker of a margarine dream last night."
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"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.
I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!
The margarine is the best place in the world which sells loads of really good foods and it’s like my home.
‘Hey do you want to go to the margarine factory’ , ‘yeah sure’
When the face of a woman is actually the most attractive part of her. This is the opposite of butter face, in which everything about her is hot but-her face.
Dave: I met with the girl from myspace finally.
Steve: Oh how did that go?
Dave: Not so good, she was a total margarine face, now I know why all her profile pictures were of just her face. She had mad cankles.
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