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A tasty beverage chock full of courage and fun.
Our friends planned an Hawaiian night for our upcoming cruise. For me, it's always jeans, a tee-shirt, and DCs (skater shoes). Sporting Hawaiian fashion was way out of my comfort zone. A couple Margaritas in, and I was up for it. And I had a blast.
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The resulting salty rim when a guy blows his load on his girlfriend's asshole.
After my girl got shut off at the bar, I took her home and served her a delicious, sticky Margarita.
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Hey grandma margarita! you forgot to put your dentures in again!
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A ring of white powder surrounding an anus, most commonly cocaine
Things go a little crazy with that hooker last night, I ended up sniffing the margarita.
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Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.
Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.
A margarita thought is a thought that you couldn't have come up with on your own. Imagine that you and a few friends go to a bar and start ordering. The first three people, including you, order beers and then it is your best buddy's turn. He turns to the waiter and says "Do you have margaritas, I can't see it on the menu?" Waiter says, yeah, sure, we can whip one up for you. All of a sudden, you feel a sudden urge for a margarita too. You just didn't know that it was an option before.
Probably invented by Thoughtexchange to describe their enterprise crowdsourcing platform before anyone understood that it was possible to crowdsource ideas.
Free healthcare? That's a thing? Total margarita thought.
I hear ya but that's what everyone says... hoping for more of a margarita thought.
Dirty goose martini in Mexico? Now that's a margarita thought.
A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
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