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1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.
I would like to give you a pink martini.
Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."
"Even the neo-marxists?"
"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
/trā'vôn,märˈtēnē/
noun - alcohol
A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.
Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles
Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.
"Gotta be careful with that Trayvon Martini, man, you'll wind up facedown in the street."
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a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis
my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked
Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.
He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.
He is the masturbation material for *many*.
"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"
A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?
Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
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